Snowbound and Irate

You know what the perfect end to a perfect night is?

I'll tell you. It involves getting gang-rushed by four guys in the dark, slammed against a brick wall in the alley behind Minelli's, punched in the gut a few times, and then thrown into the dumpster before they all run off, laughing.

Oh, let's not forget the warnings to "stay away from things that don't belong to me."

I need the fucking bactine.