Snowbound and Irate

Because we desperately need some frivolity around here...

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Wednesday I set sam_clemens's puppy on fire (-66 points). In June I pushed on_the_dot in the mud (-17 points). Last Monday I donated bone marrow to el_machiavel in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In January I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In July I stole baroness_blixen's purse (-30 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-513 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich! Sincerely, b_pendennis

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Look out, Duluth, I'm coming for you!

And really, as I look this over, I expect Anne to come and kick my ass any minute.