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The Dietary Habits of Grues, or Embracing the Inner Geek

It's a new semester. Spring isn't here yet; we're still in the depths of Winter, the days only just now starting to creep longer and longer as the sun comes back to the world. Not fast enough at all, in my opinion, but at least it's a trend I can embrace. Everything still in hibernation, stuck in this frozen holding pattern, but you can at least pretend that if you squint? You can see the shoots about to force their way up through the snow, questing for the light.

All this light and growth needs to stop right now, though, because for some reason I've a pounding headache while I try to get through syllabi and finding the right classrooms and all the rest. And for those who've seen my little shrine to the source of my headache? I'm leaving it up. As a warning, if nothing else; it'll remind me not to post in that sort of state. If I listen to myself, which I probably won't.

Speaking of other alternatives to a social life, since I've fucked that one up royally? Consider this my formal announcement: I'm going to start running a D&D game, if we've got enough interested people. I'd like to note that this is my first time playing, but I'm ready to jump in with both feet, so...be kind to me, if you're interested? I'm thinking of a once-a-week schedule, sometime on the weekend, with the first pass this weekend to get together, talk about what I have in mind, and get characters started. If you're interested, either drop me a note in this post or catch me and let me know?

Last but not least: Annie? I found my phone. It looks like I called you in the middle of...well, sometime after that post, but before I passed out. I don't remember at all what we talked about, but I have a feeling I need to apologize. A lot. Will understand if you don't want to talk to me again.

Looks like time is up; back to the grind of the rest of the day.

Comments

D&D— now, I'm an old hand at that. But if you let me play, I will be kind indeed! And depending when Keats gets back, I can probably guarantee you another player with him. We tried to start a game last year but... well, that's a long story.
Feel totally free to grab me sometime this week if you want to chat about things beforehand. Otherwise? Drop in to the main event (I'll be posting in a couple days with specific time and place) and drag whoever you want along.
I CALL HUMAN ROGUE.
Uh...all yours, as far as I'm concerned.
You poor sod. *Grin.*
Absolutely human paladin here. What campaign setting are you using so I'll know what deities to look at? I know we haven't met. I'm new. I found your journal through others. I'm Walt.
Honestly? I was going with...um...what's the term. Home made? No...RIGHT! Home brewed! Mostly? Because I'm a lazy bastard who only has so much time to read up on stuff, and I'm still making sure I know what I'm doing when it comes to the rules. Which means, basically, that I'm pretty flexible on the god front. Think up a couple options, we can talk about it either this weekend or beforehand if you want to grab me, and we'll hash out something we're both happy with and I'll integrate accordingly.

Nice to meet you, by the way! I'm Bill. But you probably gathered that.
What Walt said. Also new. Folks call me Eddie or Doc, mostly. Um. So do you allow Psychic Warriors and the XPH stuff? (Or Artificers in non-Eberron games, unless you're doing Eberron, in which case I'll totally do an Artificer. Though there's been some question as to whether me playing an artificer involves actual roleplaying in the past.)
Doc, you freak.
Good to meet you too, then, Doc! AS for your questions...um...honestly? I have no idea what you're talking about? This is, as I admitted up above, the first time I've even played, much less run. I think we can safely say I'm not doing Eberron, whatever that is? If you can grab me this week and fill me in on the other options, and if Emi's got the books I can borrow to read up on them? We can talk, as long as you're willing to be kind to the newbie.
Whatever kind of D&D game you're playing, I'm totally there.
Happy to have you on board, then.
And the geeks arrive. If you host it...they WILL come.
We'll lure you yet. *Grins.*
Dude, put a shirt on!
... why? Jealous? *snicker*
...more blinded. Do you really shave your chest, dude?
Naw. Never been much with the chest hair, honestly.
Will we be seeing your fair face as well, oh dangerous maiden of the mists? At least to cheerlead and/or heckle the first day?
D&D you say...

So happens I have this Paladin...
Well, looks like Walt up there is thinking Paladin too...but honestly? I'm not adverse to having two, if you guys are okay with that and can make it work. Take a look at the answer I gave him, and let me know? Or you could so something close to a paladin, but not quite the same thing. Something knight-in-shining-heavy-armor-ish?
Exactly! Knight-in-shining-heavy armor-ish would make me just as happy.
Perfect, then! I've got some ideas -- if you don't catch me before the weekend, we can talk at the big get-together.
Can I play? Or is this a boy's game?

And I am not an Elf Princess! Unless I get to be a wood elf shaman and kill things with lighting I call down from the sky. *cackles, but only a little... cackles wee*
If you feel up to braving the testosterone? You are more than welcome. I wasn't looking to limit it to just the boys. I'm trying to convince Dot to do more than heckle, after all, and I may have picked up another girl to play on Monday.
Fabulous. I'm there.

If Dot's not playing but does come to watch, does that make her the obligatory gamer girlfriend? She should be warned if this is the case.....
That would require Hemingway to be playing as well, actually. I think it just makes her 'official peanut gallery.'

A short dissertation

No, no, no. You would think that the boyfriend need be present, and at times this is indeed true. But the girl who will not play, but is there for some mysterious reasons of her own (we are better than television? the pizza's really really good?), she is the gamer girlfriend.

It all began when girls could not or would not play these games, but also could not or would not bear to spend an inkling of time away from their beloveds. They would sit and watch the game. Perhaps a coy and witty remark would tumble from their lips every blue moon. All to impress the lovely lover. (Also, it allowed the boys to prove to other boys of the same ilk that they indeed knew girlflesh, perhaps even intimately.)

In time however, the gamer girlfriend has evolved into a tangential necessity. No game is complete without at least one appearing at least one of the sessions. However, the evolution of this concept/status symbol/integral game piece allows for many variations. The gamer girlfriend need not be physically and/or emotionally involved with any of the gamers present. (We'd all like to think that she's at least connected to a player in some way, or the entire concept ropes in random strangers and crazy stalkers.) The gamer girlfriend in these modern times may even manifest as male. There are almost infinite varied possibilities. And now the gamer girlfriend is no longer an unwelcome intrusion into game space wherein someone desperately attempts to assert superiority, but an iconic trope of the gaming world.

Re: A short dissertation

...Beatrix? You're just awesome. OK, Bill, I'll show up. In the iconic trope of the gaming world role of gamer girlfriend. Sitting, watching, mocking, not getting your fun, and thus, making the fun.

Re: A short dissertation

Oh Dottie, Dottie, Dottie...

Will you be mine? You should get to be someone's status symbol, and I doubt Hemingway would punch me in the eye. You choice of course.

Pick me please?
...

No. Not the eye. You have delightful eyes.
Need I be afeared? Will I suffer taunts and punsihments from an unexpected quarter?

...

I mean 'where exactly would you hit me then?' A girl need to protect herself.



And thank you for the compliment.

Re: A short dissertation

I...simply don't even know what to say. Though clearly, as I wasn't aware such a niche existed to be filled, we know I'm not a proper geek. But then, how could I be, since this is the first time I've ever played?

However, you win points for getting Dot to agree to be yours, so...you win. I may even hand out extra XP for that. (Sssh. Don't tell.)

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